- Keep shoes lined up neatly under desk so they can be slipped into the moment someone approaches. If summer time, comment loudly how it smells like feet in here and look around, disgusted. Acknowledging the problem is the grownup version of calling “noses.”
- Locate secret refill stash for candy bowl and eat from there rather than fast-emptying glass receptacle.
- When vendors call for with inquiries, tell them this is a private home number and threaten to report them to the consumerist. Old lady voice a plus.
- Engage in your online dating and offshore gambling forums on iPhone to avoid Ethernet surveillance.
- Smile.
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